Catch me if you can!
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Your name is KAYRIT HOARTE, and you are SEVEN AND A HALF SWEEPS OLD. You are a PEACEFUL CAVED-DWELLING TROLL and you live in a cave network near others with like natures.

Your lusus is a fur-less bigtooth rodentbeast and is very protective of you. You have never slept in a recoperacoon, being a peaceful troll, and much prefer to nest like your lusus.

You are a cheerful troll with many interests, though you won't go into that because it would take entirely too long to explain.

Again you are very cheerful and have a way of worming your way into everyone's collapsable and expanding vascular pump without trying.

You already have 2 of your quadrants filled having a morail and being an auspistice for two fellow cave trolls, but it seems nearly impossible for you to find a kismesis.

You reside in the LAND OF CURSES AND SWEETS
Your kind is CLUBKIND
Your fetch modus is PACKRAT
Your Trollianhandle is SPAZZTERROR and you have MANY little typing quirks that juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust rub people the wrong way :))

Yay!!

I made soup for my moirail!!

yummy!

she trusted me with a knife and everything!!

cause you know I totally made it from scratch cause nothing’s too good for my moiral the chef!!

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[RE]: O-h… well at the rissk o-f sso-unding like a nutcasse, I have a theo-ry o-f the hemo-sspectrum which iss in reversse, in which casse, so-meo-ne o-f o-ur sso-rt o-f casste iss co-nssidered a “highblo-o-d”

[ST]: it would make sense

[ST]: but so does the one in place now

[ST]: so what it all comes down to is how people interpret it on their own

[RE]: O-n seco-nd tho-ught, fo-rget casste. I’m ssure everything wo-uld run ssmo-o-thly witho-ut that o-rder.

[ST]: essentially

[ST]: what would be best would be to not have social classes at all and make all trolls equal

[ST]: but the higherbloods and the sea trolls would have none of that

[RE]: Pffft, they’d have different o-pinio-nss if they were the o-ness do-wn here…

[RE]: Whatever! Red yello-w and o-range are nicer than blue purple and pink anyway!

[ST]: …

[ST]: orange is my favorite color

[ST]: :DD

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[ST]: HI!

[ST]: a friend of mine told me that we were kinda alike

[ST]: so I wanted to say hi!!

[ST]: i’m Kayrit and imma cave troll

[ST]: what’s your name??

[BR]: Oh, uhm, hello!

[BR]: My name’s, uhm, Auter.

[BR]: It’s, uhm,…

[ST]: oh yes!

[ST]: very nice!

[ST]: and they used to be peaceful too

[ST]: but Bramis and Remick discovered how black they are for eachother

[ST]: so now nobody gets any peace

[ST]: they’re worse than the wrigglers!

spazzTerror began pestering balanceRebith

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spazzterror:

[ST]: HI!

[ST]: a friend of mine told me that we were kinda alike

[ST]: so I wanted to say hi!!

[ST]: i’m Kayrit and imma cave troll

[ST]: what’s your name??

[BR]: Oh, uhm, hello!

[BR]: My name’s, uhm, Auter.

[BR]: It’s, uhm, very nice to meet you, Kayrit!

[BR]: I live in a, uh, cave as well!

[ST]: Neat!!!

[ST]: do you live in the tunnel system too?

[ST]: I don’t think i’ve met all the trolls down here yet, but they seem to all know who i am :(:D

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[ST]: HI!

[ST]: a friend of mine told me that we were kinda alike

[ST]: so I wanted to say hi!!

[ST]: i’m Kayrit and imma cave troll

[ST]: what’s your name??

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[RE]: O-h… well at the rissk o-f sso-unding like a nutcasse, I have a theo-ry o-f the hemo-sspectrum which iss in reversse, in which casse, so-meo-ne o-f o-ur sso-rt o-f casste iss co-nssidered a “highblo-o-d”

[ST]: it would make sense

[ST]: but so does the one in place now

[ST]: so what it all comes down to is how people interpret it on their own

[RE]: O-n seco-nd tho-ught, fo-rget casste. I’m ssure everything wo-uld run ssmo-o-thly witho-ut that o-rder.

[ST]: essentially

[ST]: what would be best would be to not have social classes at all and make all trolls equal

[ST]: but the higherbloods and the sea trolls would have none of that

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[RE]: uh… no-thing iss yo-ur fault.

You’re a bit confused at who’s at fault for what, but you do know you think it’s kinda cool talking to someone who’s eight sweeps old.

[RE]: No-thing wro-ng with being 8 ssweeps… I alwayss imagine it’ss pro-bably co-o-l to- be o-lder… and much mo-re fun.

[ST]: oh you’re younger than me?

[ST]: how old are you?

[ST]: being older isn’t necessarily cooler anyway.

[RE]: I’m ssix ssweepss!

[RE]: But I’m mo-re mature than mo-sst peo-ple I kno-w, so- do-n’t sstart thinking o-f me differently ‘causse I’m yo-unger than yo-u!

[ST]: why would i think of you any differently?

[ST]: that’s like having a double standard or even treating you different cause you’re a yellow blood

[ST]: i already told you cave trolls treat everyone the same

[ST]: unless you’re a wriggler

[ST]: we treat wrigglers like wrigglers and keep them out of harms way and keep our stuff out of their way.

[RE]: Right, right, I fo-rgo-t.

[RE]: Yo-u kno-w it’ss real refresshing talking to- sso-meo-ne who- dissreguardss casste

[ST]: its real refresshing to talk to someone who doesn’t think i’m NUTS for thinking like that

[RE]: O-h… well at the rissk o-f sso-unding like a nutcasse, I have a theo-ry o-f the hemo-sspectrum which iss in reversse, in which casse, so-meo-ne o-f o-ur sso-rt o-f casste iss co-nssidered a “highblo-o-d”

[ST]: it would make sense

[ST]: but so does the one in place now

[ST]: so what it all comes down to is how people interpret it on their own

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[RE]: uh… no-thing iss yo-ur fault.

You’re a bit confused at who’s at fault for what, but you do know you think it’s kinda cool talking to someone who’s eight sweeps old.

[RE]: No-thing wro-ng with being 8 ssweeps… I alwayss imagine it’ss pro-bably co-o-l to- be o-lder… and much mo-re fun.

[ST]: oh you’re younger than me?

[ST]: how old are you?

[ST]: being older isn’t necessarily cooler anyway.

[RE]: I’m ssix ssweepss!

[RE]: But I’m mo-re mature than mo-sst peo-ple I kno-w, so- do-n’t sstart thinking o-f me differently ‘causse I’m yo-unger than yo-u!

[ST]: why would i think of you any differently?

[ST]: that’s like having a double standard or even treating you different cause you’re a yellow blood

[ST]: i already told you cave trolls treat everyone the same

[ST]: unless you’re a wriggler

[ST]: we treat wrigglers like wrigglers and keep them out of harms way and keep our stuff out of their way.

[RE]: Right, right, I fo-rgo-t.

[RE]: Yo-u kno-w it’ss real refresshing talking to- sso-meo-ne who- dissreguardss casste

[ST]: its real refresshing to talk to someone who doesn’t think i’m NUTS for thinking like that

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[RE]: uh… no-thing iss yo-ur fault.

You’re a bit confused at who’s at fault for what, but you do know you think it’s kinda cool talking to someone who’s eight sweeps old.

[RE]: No-thing wro-ng with being 8 ssweeps… I alwayss imagine it’ss pro-bably co-o-l to- be o-lder… and much mo-re fun.

[ST]: oh you’re younger than me?

[ST]: how old are you?

[ST]: being older isn’t necessarily cooler anyway.

[RE]: I’m ssix ssweepss!

[RE]: But I’m mo-re mature than mo-sst peo-ple I kno-w, so- do-n’t sstart thinking o-f me differently ‘causse I’m yo-unger than yo-u!

[ST]: why would i think of you any differently?

[ST]: that’s like having a double standard or even treating you different cause you’re a yellow blood

[ST]: i already told you cave trolls treat everyone the same

[ST]: unless you’re a wriggler

[ST]: we treat wrigglers like wrigglers and keep them out of harms way and keep our stuff out of their way.

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You’re intrigued and somewhat impressed by the knowledge— or lack of thereof— this troll has.

[RE]: Well yo-u cave tro-llss have yo-ur sshit sso-rted o-ut then.

[RE]: fuck the hierarchy! So- o-ld fasshio-ned. 

[ST]: well some of us get a little upity when we get older.

[ST]: Remick figures its just in our blood

[ST]: but Bramis says if that were true then how come i don’t get all violent and crazy

[ST]: cause i’m lil and cute

[ST]: so we still don’t really know but we assume it just has something to do with their lusi

[ST]: cause all cave lusi are different

[ST]: some are mean and eat other lusi or even little wrigglers

[RE]: Er… what’ss Remick…. and Bramiss….?

You wonder if it’s some kind of word you’d never heard of, or maybe one of them is the moirail she was talking about earlier… maybe one is her lusus?

[ST]: sorry

[ST]: i forget you don’t know them

[ST]: I auspisticise for them, but they’re good friends of mine

[RE]: O-h! Wait… then what iss yo-ur sstrange cave tro-ll lussuss named?

[ST]: my lusus is named NemNom

[ST]: or at least that’s what i call him

[ST]: he never bothered to correct me or anyone else

[ST]: what’s your lusus’ name?

[RE]: NemNo-m… ho-w very unique

[RE]: My lussuss is Tzel… he do-essn’t do- much… he’ss really kind o-f lame actually. 

There was a long pause before a response.

[ST]: NemNom is very protective

[ST]: most cave lusi are since their wrigglers and lil trolls are non violent

[ST]: and sorry i didn’t reply sooner but i was getting reminded of the dangers of talking to strange trolls on my husktop.

[ST]: NemNom just came back from outside you see.

[RE]: Sstrange tro-lls? O-uch!

[RE]: Ssuddenly I’m sso-me 20 ssweep o-ld tro-ll trying to- fill a bucket with yo-u.

[RE]: Lasst time I checked I wassn’t so-me kind o-f “sstrange tro-ll” villain trying to- grubnap yo-u.

[ST]: yeah well last time i checked i was almost a whole 8 sweeps and could make my own decisions.

[ST]: its not you, definately me

[ST]: always my fault

[ST]: :):I

[RE]: uh… no-thing iss yo-ur fault.

You’re a bit confused at who’s at fault for what, but you do know you think it’s kinda cool talking to someone who’s eight sweeps old.

[RE]: No-thing wro-ng with being 8 ssweeps… I alwayss imagine it’ss pro-bably co-o-l to- be o-lder… and much mo-re fun.

[ST]: oh you’re younger than me?

[ST]: how old are you?

[ST]: being older isn’t necessarily cooler anyway.